Cold 'Nuff For Ya?

Cold Weather behavior:

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat.North Dakota plant gardens.

50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in
North Dakota.

40 above zero: Import cars won't start.People in North Dakota drive with
the sunroof open.

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in North Dakota gets
thicker.

20 above zero: New Mexicans put on long johns, parkas and wool hats &
mittens.People in North Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in North
Dakota have one last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero: People in Miami all die.People in North Dakota close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.People in North Dakota dig
their winter coats out of storage.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in North Dakota still
selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in
North Dakota let their dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in North Dakota
get upset because the Mini-Van won't start.

460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in North Dakota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero: Hell freezes over. North Dakota public schools open 2 hours
late.